londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

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unretrieved:

I need $$
Not friends

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  • girl: come over
  • guy: im gay
  • girl: my parents arent home
  • guy: im literally gay
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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

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prettymuchdone:

“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head

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itssexualhour:

Once I was at my boyfriend at the time’s house and we were sitting on his couch watching finding nemo and cuddling. His mom wasn’t home and once his dad went to sleep it took like 10 minutes before we started making out. He moved down to my neck and sucked on my nipples, then started to rub…

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